Thursday, December 27, 2007

today i was on the bus coming back from AJC after meeting my senior. it was about 9.30am and the bus was 851. so the bus is going from yio chu kang mrt station towards town and people are going to work [aww.... *shakes index finger* all you people late for work..]. so anyways, i was on the bus standing up. and everyone [who takes public transport most of the time] would know how irritating it is when your on a crowded bus standing up and idiots dont want to wait for the next bus cuz they are already late for work.

one of these irritating occurances would be the fat [being a hypocrite here] or rather... hmm... curvacious? old lady who cant get a seat on the bus because there are youth [youth being people aged 15-35] who cant get their humongous butts of the seat to offer it to her. so this old lady [middle-aged rather] is either 1. naturally short, or 2. already shrinking [height-wise]. so, being rather vertically challenged, im guessing she thinks she looks rather petite. so these ladies do all sorts of funny things thinking that they are helping fill up space so more people can get on the bus. yes, helpful. but accutely uncomfortable for the person she is standing behind/leaning against. ie. me. these ladies always manage to find a way to stick their butts into you. hello? i dont exactly wanna "crop a feel" of you. ive got my own butt and happy [might i add deliriously] with it. dont need an extra one.

i digress...

the main thing i actually wanted to talk about is how, on a crowded bus, one needs to observe the things happening around IN the bus. you notice how when its empty you look outside? ok lol anyways... yes. observing things in the bus. naturally, majority of the bus-takers would be female. i mean, that holds true because majority of the population all around the world is female. and you notice how HCI, CH and SJI boys all get sent to school [judging by the long row of cars outside the gates each morning] while NYGH, SCGS and CHIJ barely have any queues. ok so anyways, usually females get notice anyways. i mean, girls will look at girls to check out their apparel while guys look at girl to check out.. stuff.

so you usually see the ladies touching their hair, pulling out their make-up and mirrors to do their lips, face, eyelashes and eyebrows. it reminded me of the email that went around last year. you know, the one which goes "fill in your name blahblah... sprite/coke?... boxes/briefs?...etc. and there was this question on one that went "which part of your body do you like the best?"

the answer is usually from the range of hair, eyes, lips, ears, arms, legs, naval, feet, butt, boobs, nose or cheekbones. then i recalled someone telling me during megan's birthday party that my nails looked fake. like the kind you get at shops. and i was all "my nails are real. as real as my unkempt hair". but then this time i looked at my nails, painted all silver-ish purple, and i went "damn. they do look fake." they really do. when they're painted.. and long. other than that they look naturally disgusting filled with paint and lead.

i really like my nails...


my mom told a dirty joke this morning. it went something like this....

CLEAN YOUR ROOM!!


p.s. i had no idea he talked to me after Os. dman...

Posted by Ce at 1:19 pm